There are times when I like to think I'm kinda clever. During such times, I come up with odd quotes. I want to collect them here. Note that I generally take a well known phrase and put a twist on it. I refer to them as "Til-isms". Enjoy
- If the shoe fits, don't smell it.
- Whoever said "Ignorance is bliss" didn't know what they were talking about.
- The internet: Making the English language much weller.
- The problem with the world is that half the people in it are below average.